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Our game-changing AI-powered adtech harnesses the power of big data and the blockchain to change the world.
Breaking Boundaries, Breaking Democracy
Join our clients in laying off their traditional workforce and embracing automation
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The Big Tech software suite leverages paradigm-shifting ideas to aggressively grow the holistic worldview of disruptive innovation.
Make Lies Go Viral
EchoChamber™️ is an AI-powered social media platform that only shows you content that confirms your existing beliefs, optimizing for polarization and tribalism. The second-best social network for spreading disinformation and propaganda, after Facebook.
With AdSearch™️, the first search engine consisting solely of ads, users can search for products promoted by advertisers – and nothing else. Our AI algorithms analyze users' search history, personal data, and microphone recordings to creepily microtarget ads. No more wasting money on ads that compete with "organic" search results.
Scam Your Way to Riches
Our AI-powered blockchain platform makes it easy to execute the perfect rug pull and make a killing. Create your own fake cryptocurrency, attract investors with hype and fake testimonials, and then pull the rug out from under them.
Civic Automation at Scale
VoteBot™️ is an AI-powered civic automation tool that will vote for you in every election. With VoteBot™️, you'll never have to waste time standing in line at the polls, researching candidates, or even leaving your house to cast your vote.
Make Lies Go Viral
ThoughtPolice™️ is an AI-powered surveillance system that uses facial recognition technology and social media monitoring to detect and punish people who express "dangerous" or "subversive" thoughts or opinions.
Proactively Crush Dissent
Baton™️ is an AI-powered military drone designed in partnership with Boston Dynamics that uses facial recognition and predictive analytics to identify potential rioters and looters congregating at "peaceful demonstrations", and suppress dissent before it can escalate.
ARR-focused Health App
We designed a personalized nutrition service, but it was so effective that our users kept churning once they achieved their health goals. Now, Loom™️ gives users bad advice to purposefully prevent them from staying healthy, which 10x'd our customer lifetime value!
Their Lives, Quantified
LifeScore™️ is an AI-powered scoring system that assigns a numerical value to your entire life, based on your behavior, social media activity, and other personal data, which can be used to determine your eligibility for all opportunities. LifeScore™️ is already being utilized by the dating app monopoly.
Search & Destroy for Trust & Safety Teams
Enable trust and safety at scale by proactively identifying problematic users through AI, before they even sign up for your service! That way, you can focus on deploying code while a pack of machine gun-firing Boston Dynamics™️ robots are deployed to flagged IP locations.
Their Thoughts, Your Control
MindMeld™️ is an AI-powered brain implant that connects directly to users thoughts and emotions, allowing advertisers to influence their behavior and beliefs without their consent. Coming soon: MindMeld Dreamscape Ad Exchange.
A More Human Assistant
Our virtual assistant, which we arbitrarily made female, was released before we had the technology ready in order to impress future investors. So for now, Aurora™️ is powered by low-paid human workers in developing countries forced to work in terrible conditions!
Musical Security with Aurora™️
Our smart speaker & home security system allows you to enjoy your favorite tunes while we monitor and record every aspect of your private life. And the best part? We sell that data to third parties so you can help us maximize our profits.
Built with easy-of-use, not privacy, in mind.
Disrupting the Status Quo
Our products suck up massive amounts of data and process it at lightning speed.
Changing the Game
We're disrupting innovation by cornering the market using an influx of investor cash.
Move Fast and Break Ethics
The techno-colonialist future starts here, whether you're ready or not.
Win with Pay-to-Win
We took what gamers love most – microtransactions – and infused them with NFTs.
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